Catholic Institute of Urban Research says 'All women with huge big breast will go to hell'

The way which one can get to heaven seems to be changing fast.  Firstly humanity could only go to heaven through Jesus Christ, the son of God..
Then came Mohammed and over thousand other religious leaders claiming to have the way that can lead us to heaven.

According to the Catholic Institute pf Urban Research, based in USA, every Human has sinned and has Come short of the glory of God. Therefore everyone is heading to heaven.
That also means our great great grand father and mother called Adam and Eve who ate an apple God starved them for days opened the door to hell for us automatically.

The Institute says women with big breasts are more likely to tempt men into sin. Either knowingly or unknowingly to them. Anytime a man sins in their name, they are equally responsible for the sin.

Catholic Institute of Urban Research says God understanding of fairness is different from what human beings use. That's why he would gift humanity for sin  and turn around to punish the same humanity for the sin he has gifted.

So ladies pray for small breast oh lol!!!!  What do you guys think about this article?